WHO IS IAN JOLIE?

First Date

I'm one of those boys
who's been violently
sh-tted on so much
that any toy with a smile
and a nice touch
could turn me around,
beguiling in style.
Bound nine trials, kid, something vile,
running wild, and finally--
I'll fall in love... kind of--
say, in case they'd allow me to.
So hey, wanna catch dinner later?

Then reasoning "sure" means no,
so long ago,
paper airplanes fly.
Flew?
Rude. Who knew
she needed space?
All we really have in this place,
up so... what though? High?
Running, pacing, vanishing sky
into an arms race I'll never know.

Woah.